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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 08:21

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
What is an appropriate response to someone saying "merci" in French?
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is the best sunscreen recommended by dermatologists in India for oily skin?
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Will MAGATS boycott Taylor Swift now that she and Travis are supporting Harris?
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Still no good.
What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do I feel worthless most of the time?
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Popular Processed Foods Linked to Early Signs of Parkinson’s Disease - SciTechDaily
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
No go.
6 Daily Habits Doctors Say Will Help You Live Longer - SELF Magazine
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unde non omnis quia ut et magni ea.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts