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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 08:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

What is an appropriate response to someone saying "merci" in French?

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is the best sunscreen recommended by dermatologists in India for oily skin?

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Why is rap* a crime?

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Will MAGATS boycott Taylor Swift now that she and Travis are supporting Harris?

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

Still no good.

What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do I feel worthless most of the time?

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Popular Processed Foods Linked to Early Signs of Parkinson’s Disease - SciTechDaily

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

No go.

6 Daily Habits Doctors Say Will Help You Live Longer - SELF Magazine

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unde non omnis quia ut et magni ea.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts